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Post by Greelinator on Jun 19, 2010 0:26:52 GMT -8
Chuck Norris Jokes galore!!!
Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard is no chin, just another fist
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Post by Assi on Jun 19, 2010 5:54:29 GMT -8
When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get Wet. Water gets Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Post by Greelinator on Jun 19, 2010 10:50:21 GMT -8
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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Post by Nocelose on Jun 19, 2010 21:47:31 GMT -8
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Post by Assi on Jun 21, 2010 2:32:56 GMT -8
^^ Haha, I Loled at that one ^^
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Post by Greelinator on Jun 22, 2010 15:22:12 GMT -8
Chuck Norris invented hamburgers by throwing a cow through a chainlinked fence
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Post by Assi on Jul 5, 2010 2:27:41 GMT -8
Alien vs Predator the movie was really Alien & Predator vs Chuck Norris. Though it got cancelled in Pre-production because the movie was only 15 seconds.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.
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Post by valkefalcon on Jul 18, 2010 17:43:57 GMT -8
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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