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Post by Greelinator on Nov 28, 2009 19:46:07 GMT -8
from the movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Debbie (after being blasted with alien popcorn)=popcorn! why popcorn? Mike=cause they're clowns that's why!
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Post by Ex Seed on Dec 9, 2009 23:56:13 GMT -8
40 year-old virgin.
friend:Have you ever felt a tit before?
Steve:yeah! Of course, they feel like sandbags...
lmao xD
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Post by Greelinator on Dec 10, 2009 15:01:55 GMT -8
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Kyle Gas: Give me one cock push-up.
Jack Black: What's a cock push-up?
Kyle Gas: What's a cock push-up? A cock push-up my friend is where you lay flat on your stomache and lift yourself off the ground with nothing but your boner.
Jack Black: No problem. (lays on stomache)
Kyle Gas: The cock is a muscle. You need to learn how to flex it.
Jack Black: It hurts my cock.
Kyle Gas: Keep at it. You never know when you'll need to fuck your way out of tight situation.
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Post by Zero on Dec 10, 2009 18:56:51 GMT -8
Haha, 40 year old virgin has so many quotable moments! One of my favorites:
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your ho on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro, I can't let you talk...
Andy Stitzer: Hey!
Jay: I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey! Bitch's running wild, man.
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Post by Paradelous on Dec 11, 2009 17:34:08 GMT -8
Hahaha that's badass.
I've got to remember some of the good movies. I'll get back to this.
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Post by korin on Dec 11, 2009 21:25:14 GMT -8
From Role Models. Forgot there names so.
Boy: "tell her you love her whispering eye." Man: "and I love your whispering eye, Whats a whispering eye?" Boy: *wheezing as he says* "its a v*gin*!"
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Post by Greelinator on Dec 15, 2009 18:28:04 GMT -8
this quote comes from the movie Balls of Fury. this i f***ing funny.
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: I'm from the CIA.
Randy Daytona: Whoa man. I didn't mean to kill that guy. How was I supposed to know he had a bad heart?
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: Hey. That's not why I'm here. In fact, I thought that was part of the act. Until the paramedics came I was laughing my ass off.
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Post by Greelinator on Apr 14, 2010 17:33:22 GMT -8
*bump* From the new Nightmare on Elm St.
Guy: God! Freddie: No. Just me.
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Post by Paradelous on May 12, 2010 23:46:24 GMT -8
40-year old virgin
Trish: "Do you have protection?" Andy: "I don't believe in guns."
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Post by Ex Seed on May 13, 2010 17:49:26 GMT -8
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone." Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?" Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?" Jack Sparrow: "But why is the rum gone?"
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Post by Greelinator on May 14, 2010 16:59:52 GMT -8
I love that quote. Man that was a good movie. This one comes from the sick mind of Rob Zombie. The movie is Devil's Rejects
Otis: You wanna see badass motherfucker? I'll show you badass!
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Post by Orkanis on May 24, 2010 11:59:00 GMT -8
Luke...I am your father.
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Post by Greelinator on May 25, 2010 8:27:41 GMT -8
Devil's Rejects:
Otis: I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
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