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Post by Greelinator on Oct 26, 2009 7:07:42 GMT -8
in here, you post your favorite quotes from your favorite movies.
this quote comes from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Post by korin on Oct 27, 2009 15:14:24 GMT -8
Oh hers a holy Grail quote XD
First, Thou shale take out the Holy pin. Then, Thou shale count to three, No more, no less. Three shale be the number thou shale count, and the number of the counting shale be three. Four thou shale not count, neither count out two accepting thou to proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three being the third number be reached then thy shale throw thou Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thou foe.
Lolz not sure if its correct but there ya go
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Post by Greelinator on Oct 27, 2009 15:48:18 GMT -8
Oh hers a holy Grail quote XD First, Thou shale take out the Holy pin. Then, Thou shale count to three, No more, no less. Three shale be the number thou shale count, and the number of the counting shale be three. Four thou shale not count, neither count out two accepting thou to proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three being the third number be reached then thy shale throw thou Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thou foe. Lolz not sure if its correct but there ya go i love that movie. here's another quote from the same movie: King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: *Look*! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
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Post by Paradelous on Oct 27, 2009 19:47:29 GMT -8
I just remembered this one.
"Hasta La vista...baby."
Terminator.
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Post by Orkanis on Oct 27, 2009 19:58:20 GMT -8
Hahahaha OH my god!! I remember that!! xDDDD
I also forgot what this one was from.
"To be or not to be..Annihalated!!" lol
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Post by Paradelous on Oct 27, 2009 20:06:53 GMT -8
Uhh yeah, I forgot where I heard that before. I think it was Terminator? Not sure. I'll have to research on that.
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Post by Greelinator on Oct 27, 2009 20:13:46 GMT -8
check this quote out. it's from Dodgeball:
Amber: Justin! I love you! Justin: I lov... White Goodman: [hits Justin in the face with a Dodgeball] Joanie loves Chachi!
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Post by Paradelous on Oct 27, 2009 20:19:19 GMT -8
Haha nice, I haven't seen that movie yet but I've heard good about it.
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Post by Greelinator on Oct 27, 2009 20:34:29 GMT -8
Haha nice, I haven't seen that movie yet but I've heard good about it. it's hilarious. definitely get it somehow.
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Post by psyren on Oct 28, 2009 6:35:08 GMT -8
Grandma Lilly: Oh listen, your father tells me that you need a place to stay. Grandma's Boy
Alex: Yeah... Grandma Lilly: Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago, so her room is available if you need it. Alex: Oh? Where'd Sophie move to? Grandma Lilly: Heaven.
[Alex sees that his bong has become a flower vase] Alex: Where did you get this vase? Grandma Lilly: Oh, I found it in your laundry when I was cleaning up. It smelled awful, so I cleaned it. Doesn't it look nice?
Alex: Ever hear of a dog? Dante: Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY ****s with a lion.
Dante: Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo. Barry: Yeah, karate monkey, yeah, that's probably safer.
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Post by Greelinator on Oct 28, 2009 7:59:13 GMT -8
this quote derives (yay a new word lol) from the movie Death Race:
Coach: Who's the new guy? Lists: Jensen Ames. Gunner: The driver? Coach: Never heard of him. Gunner: Oh yeah. I saw him race years ago. He was good. He did some time upstate. Killed his career. Lists: [reading from notebook] Holder of the fastest laps at Willard, Union, and Butler. Coach: [seeing prisoners approach Jensen] I hope he's as fast off the track as he is on it.
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Post by Greelinator on Nov 8, 2009 5:20:22 GMT -8
*bump*
anyone know where ths quote comes from:
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
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Post by korin on Nov 8, 2009 9:57:21 GMT -8
*bump* anyone know where ths quote comes from: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" XD Where did i hared that before? I think it was a move staring Jim carrey not sure though
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Post by Greelinator on Nov 8, 2009 10:13:55 GMT -8
nope it's from The Shining
can anyone guess where this is from:
They float
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Post by korin on Nov 8, 2009 10:15:39 GMT -8
This is from a monthy python movie
Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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Post by Greelinator on Nov 9, 2009 20:45:53 GMT -8
i have a couple from Little Nicky
at basketball game:
Nicky: release the evil *ball explodes* Nicky: too much evil
at Nicky's apartment:
Todd: Okay this is really creeping me out. My TV just exploded. Nicky: Your damn right it did!... I mean really
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Post by Zero on Nov 28, 2009 8:57:29 GMT -8
V for Vendetta:
Evey Hammond: Are you like a... crazy person? V: I'm quite sure they will say so.
The symbolism in this movie is great.
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Post by Greelinator on Nov 28, 2009 14:25:33 GMT -8
v for vendetta was a great movie. this quote comes from a great movie called Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny:
Open Mic Host=Got any new material? Jack Black=What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit.
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Post by Paradelous on Nov 28, 2009 15:30:03 GMT -8
Speech from Network
Beale: I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.
We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!
We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.
It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.
You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,
"I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
Network
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Post by Zero on Nov 28, 2009 17:51:15 GMT -8
Aww, that's a fuckin' good one. You know, there's a Network mash-up video containing all of the speeches, and if you listen to them all in a modern context, it all fits the corruption and shit going on in real life. Great movie.
Cash Back
Ben Willis: Within this frozen world I'm able to walk freely and unnoticed. Nobody would even know that time has stopped. And when it started back up again, the invisible join would be seamless except for a slight shudder. Not unlike the feeling of somebody walking over your grave.
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