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Post by Greelinator on Jan 17, 2010 18:31:14 GMT -8
Alright, it's time to show the skills I have on Rock Band to the members of Compos Mentis. I'll start by posting Waking the Demon by Bullet For My Valentine off the Rock Band Metal Track Pack.
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Post by Zero on Jan 17, 2010 20:47:22 GMT -8
I like how you said it was "shoddy performance," and then that it "wasn't bad."
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Post by Greelinator on Jan 18, 2010 9:24:34 GMT -8
haha well I only got 3 stars, but I still managed to beat it.
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Post by Orkanis on Jan 18, 2010 13:09:54 GMT -8
Yay! Now play me some real guitar. :3
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Post by Greelinator on Jan 18, 2010 13:29:36 GMT -8
haha if you don't mind it being out of tune. I found out it'll cost me $55 t have it fixed and restrung. Either that or wait for me to go to a music store.
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Post by Orkanis on Jan 21, 2010 0:35:13 GMT -8
Woohooo. I can't wait! But I don't have any other option do I?
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Post by Greelinator on Jan 21, 2010 9:19:58 GMT -8
well probably going to music store today. I'm gonna change the title to My Musical Skills.
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Post by Ex Seed on Jan 21, 2010 10:04:25 GMT -8
You didn't do it yet, and what will you be posting up?
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Post by Greelinator on Jan 21, 2010 13:35:21 GMT -8
well seeing as how the recording didn't tun out good, I'll wait til I go to Guitar Center. I'll be posting up videos of me playing real instruments on top of rock band.
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Post by Orkanis on Jan 27, 2010 15:40:31 GMT -8
*claps*
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Post by Greelinator on Jan 27, 2010 19:29:01 GMT -8
I'm going to Guitar Center in two weeks. I should have the video posted by then.
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Post by Greelinator on Feb 7, 2010 18:01:16 GMT -8
*bump*
This is my latest piece of work. Enjoy!
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Post by Zero on Feb 8, 2010 16:23:13 GMT -8
I had quite a few things to say, but I laughed heartily at 4:30, so I'll spare you my comments.
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Post by Greelinator on Feb 8, 2010 16:49:00 GMT -8
No no please comment.
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Post by Paradelous on Feb 9, 2010 18:38:17 GMT -8
Don't Zero. Please.
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Post by Greelinator on Feb 9, 2010 18:56:31 GMT -8
Don't worry Jeff. I can take the heat.
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Post by Zero on Feb 10, 2010 18:02:24 GMT -8
Luck for me, my indifference to your feelings outweighs my respect for Jeffrey, heavily. Though, he said please, and that deserves something. You can suck his dick for it later. Also, I like how you say, "I can take the heat," in that you know I've got nothing good to say. haha
He's not worried. He probably just knows that you're not very good, and therefore knows that I'd point that out, as well as pick at the cinematography and the prelude to your performance. Let me explain:
First, "this is my latest piece of work" was a horrible choice of words. This isn't your work; this is you playing a fuckin' game, and not very well. But I'll get to that later.
Next, I start the video, and I hear you. Bad idea.
You should realize, next, that a table would've done a far better job at filming that than whoever it was that you had shooting. That's not even an insult to whoever that guy was; he just could keep the camera fuckin' steady.
Then you play, and it's simply not good. You got a 55 note steak and 3 stars: Sad. On expert, you should be hitting the high hundreds in the note steak, given the opportunity from the arpeggios and the shear number of notes.
But before you finish, I guess you thought it'd be cool to have the camera turn and face you, as you spasm up and down your guitar - probably not unlike the way you masturbate. Sick shit. As I said, I laughed heartily here, and it was for that very reason.
Hm, did I miss anything? I know I was going to write up another paragraph, but I don't recall what it was that I had to say. Oh well, you'll live with what you get.
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Post by Greelinator on Feb 11, 2010 9:42:24 GMT -8
I'll start by saying I'm better than you Zero. The person recording me is my 11 year old brother cause no one else was home at the time. I usually do use a table but I have to take out a bunch of shit to get it equal to the tv screen. I didn't feel like taking all that shit out.
You say my playing isn't good. Okay Zero, if it's so easy, lets see you do better. That song was in the last set of the game. It wouldn't be in the last set if it was easy. It's not the number of notes you hit that determine your stars. It's your consistency of hitting the notes that determines the stars.
It's not a spasm dipshit. In case you missed the beginning of the video, I told my brother to switch the view to me during the Big Rock Ending. In case you don't know what that is (which apparently you don't), it's when thick bars fill the screen at the end of certain songs. When those bars appear, you try to score as much points as possible and you can play whatever. Play fast and hit as many notes as you can. That's what I do. BTW, I don't masturbate.
Now, did I miss anything? Hm, nope, nothing more to say. Oh wait, I remembered. Don't think I'm gonna stop recording videos just cause you think they suck. Now I'm done.
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Post by Zero on Feb 11, 2010 19:24:00 GMT -8
Better than me at what? Sucking Jeffrey's dick? Oh, yeah, you take the bronze, silver, and gold in that category. I personally don't even know how one does that, but you seem to have gotten your form down and everything. You've turned dick-sucking into a science. One of which, you are correct, I cannot compete.
Use a stool, pussy.
Yes, I could do that, if I'd be willing to waste my time competing with a fuckin' sodomite. That song you played was for pussies, much like yourself. If you really want to compete with me, post your Jordan score.
Furthermore, you're still an idiot. Your percentage determines the number of stars (at least in GH, which is made from the same fuckin' company), and consistency is what determines the streak. The fact that you couldn't get more than 55 in a row furthers my assertion that you are a... what's that word? Starts with a "P." Ends with an "ussy." Oh, that's right. You're a pussy.
It looked very much like a spasm, actually. I don't care what you call it: you looked like a complete idiot, and that is why I laughed at you.
No, no, I didn't miss the beginning. But shit! do I wish I had! Your voice is horrible! >: ( I don't even know why you speak.
Oh! The big rock ending, huh!? Oh, man, that sounds so fuckin' cool! You stupid fuck. I don't sit around my house all day, playing stupid games, shoving cocks up my butthole, trying to learn the actions one can perform in Rock Band. Maybe you do. I don't know. It's just not my thing.
However, from watching your pathetic excuse for a performance, I quickly figured out what it was. What reason would one have to make a complete fuckhead out of themselves on the internet, if they didn't feel totally devoted to a game, and truely believed that they absolutely had to in order to get a slightly higher score? I can think of few. Way to try and educate me with that explanation though, man. Would've really made me feel foolish, if I was a limped dick, too.
I've heard some comedy in my day, but a 19 year old nerd-- no, not nerd. You sound like a nerd, and you act like a nerd, but nerds are smart, so rather-- 19 year old pussy who lives with his mom, has no friends, has no job, and loves dick as much as you do, who does not masturbate, is a fuckin' festival of laughter for me. Go watch some dick chick hentai, and shut the fuck up. hahah
Oh, I think you missed a lot of shit. I made fun of your gay voice, your little "my latest piece of work" statement, your enjoying Jeffrey's dick (oh, wait, no... You did comment on that. You said you were better at it than me. I remember now.), and you thinking it'd be cool to have everyone look at you jack off on the video. Before you say "i did tlak abuot that and your just being dumn so their," you should know that I'm still talking about you thinking that it was a good idea. Hahah Not that you did it -- I know you did it, but I still can't see why. Saddest shit I've seen in a long time, pussy.
So, that's what you missed. Your punishment: Eat no dicks. You're done for today. Get all that dicks, that you were planning on sticking up your nose, out of your ass, and out the window. You get no more dicks today. Deal with it.
Here's you:
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Post by Greelinator on Feb 11, 2010 20:38:49 GMT -8
No, I was talking about Rock Band. I do not suck any man's dick.
It'll take more than a stool to get the mp3 player leveled with the tv.
You beat Jordan on expert?
Well if you've ever been to a concert, you've most likely encountered what a Big Rock Ending would be like in reality. Musicians play whatever notes they want, usually consisting of fast paced notes, at the end of a song or two. Whether you think I look like a spaz or not, I don't care.
Not even gonna respond to this paragraph.
First off I'm 20. Second, I don't sound like a nerd (although I will admit my voice sounds terrible when recorded). Third, as of Saturday will have my own place and I'm trying to get a job.
I'm not a pussy and I don't eat dicks. I'm not jacking off on the video nor does it look like I am. By the way, you're not pissing me off. I dealt with worse. Well, like I said: I'm not gonna stop showing my skill with Rock Band/real instruments.
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